I love it sounds exciting let's do it call me 818 *** ****
A man of few words. Respect.
This is so much better than a Rory McIlroy photobomb.
I want to change into my pyjamas, paint my nails and call him. Is that weird? We have so much in common, there’s heaps of stuff we could gab about - testosterone levels, fight training, competing subpoenas - normal people things.
If you were me, would you actually call? With the right script and liquid courage, I might be able to do this. For you. I'd do anything for my faceless friends on the Internet.