Alex Ovechkin (Russian dreamboat), is facing Sidney Crosby (boring Canadian flounder), in round two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. I’ve only been waiting for this matchup, for like, four years. I’m not excited at all. Hardcore hockey fans will be watching the Oveckhin / Malkin matchup closely, as they’re frontrunners for the Hart trophy. Exciting? Yes. But definitely not as exciting as the chance to watch much the hotter/cooler/better Alex Ovechkin potentially beat Sid the Kid. Call me unpatriotic, but next week, I’m on Team Russia.
Oh...and here's a video of a bulldog enjoying his new pool. You're welcome.